<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270</id><updated>2012-02-16T00:15:57.851-08:00</updated><category term='han solo'/><category term='sculpture'/><category term='visual'/><category term='comedy'/><category term='carol c.'/><category term='movies'/><category term='a woman&apos;s understanding'/><category term='humboldt county'/><category term='christmastime is here'/><category term='rx freestyle'/><category term='fitteds'/><category term='mojo the cinematic'/><category term='poster'/><category term='cops'/><category term='art'/><category term='still'/><category term='improv everywhere'/><category term='foie gras'/><category term='s.o.u.l Purpose'/><category term='peanuts'/><category term='baking'/><category term='mystery'/><category term='fitted'/><category term='inception'/><category term='delta'/><category term='humboldt'/><category term='liu bolin'/><category term='return of the jedi'/><category term='les halles'/><category term='kids'/><category term='limited edition'/><category term='singing'/><category term='sydney'/><category term='grand central'/><category term='sesame street'/><category term='dujeous'/><category term='new era'/><category term='steak'/><category term='organ'/><category term='sci-fi'/><category term='australia'/><category term='los angeles'/><category term='online'/><category term='vocoder'/><category term='white lady funerals'/><category term='custom'/><category term='sweets'/><category term='delicious'/><category term='design'/><category term='china'/><category term='chicken'/><category term='nyc'/><category term='rap'/><category term='waffles'/><category term='choir'/><category term='setup'/><category term='washington d.c.'/><category term='skirt'/><category term='hip-hop'/><category term='homemade'/><category term='snowball fight'/><category term='chorus'/><category term='stevie wonder'/><category term='police'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='kilt'/><category term='brutality'/><category term='barry&apos;s theatre cookies'/><category term='pork on my fork'/><category term='frozen'/><category term='dope'/><category term='bjork'/><category term='funky'/><category term='weird signs'/><category term='fried chicken'/><category term='pacific standard'/><category term='no clearance'/><category term='camoflauge'/><category term='boba fett'/><category term='cookies'/><category term='photography'/><category term='hidden camera'/><category term='christopher nolan'/><category term='prank'/><category term='hamburger rossini'/><category term='fashion'/><category term='burger'/><category term='chicken and waffles'/><category term='real music'/><category term='roscoe&apos;s'/><category term='mazzi'/><category term='p.s. 22'/><category term='slay bells'/><category term='joga'/><category term='fail'/><category term='empire strikes back'/><category term='leonardo dicaprio'/><category term='cudi'/><category term='mayer hawthorne'/><category term='POLICE BRUTALITY'/><category term='rossini'/><title type='text'>Lobster &amp; Scallions</title><subtitle type='html'>Best. 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Ever.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>28</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-7905138947208789731</id><published>2010-05-19T00:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-19T00:43:17.609-07:00</updated><title type='text'>True Talent</title><content type='html'>Sometimes people just have a talent that is undeniable. One of my favorite new singers in the game is Jasmine Sullivan, and this footage of her playing Dorothy in "The Wiz" at age 11 shows &amp; proves the concept of being "born to do this". The trill at 2:49 gives me goosebumps. No lie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ARg9F76caoM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ARg9F76caoM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;THAT GIRL CAN SANG.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-7905138947208789731?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/7905138947208789731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/05/true-talent.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7905138947208789731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7905138947208789731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/05/true-talent.html' title='True Talent'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-5266295662302193445</id><published>2010-03-30T20:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T20:37:05.450-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MOOD MUSIC</title><content type='html'>Who needs lyrics when you can evoke this kind of emotion with melody alone? Honestly one of the most beautiful themes ever recorded for a film. Believe me when I say that this piece will long outlive the film that it was written for, as "classic" as it might be considered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bonus Info: Taylormade &amp; I produced a song that sampled this years ago. I wrote the lyrics as a dedication to my girl at the time...who later became my wife. Thanks, Mr. Evans. I thought I'd share the original after all these years. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NJwZoa3f8Q&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2NJwZoa3f8Q&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PERFECTION.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-5266295662302193445?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/5266295662302193445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/mood-music.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5266295662302193445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5266295662302193445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/mood-music.html' title='MOOD MUSIC'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-8547272615263092908</id><published>2010-03-29T16:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T19:09:55.857-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pork On My Fork V.2: My Blood Boileth Over</title><content type='html'>These officers should be ashamed of themselves. Ask yourself two questions: How would you feel if the Police stood in the way of getting help for someone you loved? How would you feel if you swore to help someone and the Police stood in the way of that promise?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wX5KMfjYYY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-wX5KMfjYYY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NO WORDS.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-8547272615263092908?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/8547272615263092908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/pork-on-my-fork-v2-my-blood-boileth.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8547272615263092908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8547272615263092908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/pork-on-my-fork-v2-my-blood-boileth.html' title='Pork On My Fork V.2: My Blood Boileth Over'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-2699668104704082496</id><published>2010-03-29T16:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T16:33:23.784-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How To Catch The Acting Bug</title><content type='html'>Step 1: Have an elementary school play based on "Scarface"&lt;br /&gt;Step 2: Replace all F-words with "Fudge"&lt;br /&gt;Step 3: Do you really need a step 3?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uovMpapeCJQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uovMpapeCJQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUDGING COCKAROACHES.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-2699668104704082496?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/2699668104704082496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-to-catch-acting-bug.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2699668104704082496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2699668104704082496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-to-catch-acting-bug.html' title='How To Catch The Acting Bug'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-104453762751640161</id><published>2010-03-14T12:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-14T12:46:35.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gorillaz ft. Mos Def &amp; Bobby Womak - STYLO</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:489414" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=id%3D1518072%26vid%3D489414%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A489414" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:500px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/gorillaz/artist.jhtml" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank"&gt;Gorillaz&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank"&gt;New Music&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/video/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank"&gt;More Music Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-104453762751640161?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/104453762751640161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/gorillaz-ft-mos-def-bobby-womak-stylo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/104453762751640161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/104453762751640161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/gorillaz-ft-mos-def-bobby-womak-stylo.html' title='Gorillaz ft. Mos Def &amp; Bobby Womak - STYLO'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-2764056146340057199</id><published>2010-03-12T21:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T21:43:27.714-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Der Humpink!</title><content type='html'>Congratulations to Christoph Walz, who won the Best Supporting Actor trophy last week at the Oscars. He was great in Inglorious Basterds...but he kills it with this one. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kUbGcRJUDu0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kUbGcRJUDu0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-2764056146340057199?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/2764056146340057199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/der-humpink.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2764056146340057199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2764056146340057199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/03/der-humpink.html' title='Der Humpink!'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-3579349746708625295</id><published>2010-02-15T14:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T14:56:58.507-08:00</updated><title type='text'>S.W.B.</title><content type='html'>The following experiment was a bit over the top, but it does illustrate some of the daily problems Black people in America still face. With all this talk of  a "post-racial" United States, it should still come as no surprise that we are still being subjected to prejudices and humiliation by those who choose to remain ignorant of other cultures. This may make you mad or even shock you, but it needs to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://bsoul.tv/flashmedia/secureflvplayer.swf" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="file=http://bsoul.tv/GetSecureVideo.aspx?BCMEDIAID=d6df580f-18f2-46aa-91fb-7d9311a98bc3&amp;autostart=false&amp;shuffle=false&amp;linkfromdisplay=true&amp;linktarget=_blank&amp;usefullscreen=true&amp;rotatetime=5&amp;logo=http://bsoul.tv/images/BSoulVideo.png&amp;backcolor=0x000000&amp;frontcolor=0xffffff&amp;lightcolor=0xC10505&amp;streamer=rtmp://ec2-67-202-18-233.compute-1.amazonaws.com/securetoken" width="425" height="344"/&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 425px;"&gt;Get your &lt;a href="http://www.bsoul.tv/video"&gt;Beautiful Soul&lt;/a&gt; at bsoul.tv&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                              &lt;br /&gt;                                                                                      &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;THE MORE THINGS CHANGE... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-3579349746708625295?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/3579349746708625295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/swb.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/3579349746708625295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/3579349746708625295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/swb.html' title='S.W.B.'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-1455286096273948265</id><published>2010-02-05T09:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T09:31:09.493-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And The Winner Is...</title><content type='html'>...The Super Bowl?! Check this video out. They didn't quite get the Tarantino one right in my opinion, but this is right up my alley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271557392" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=64790979001&amp;amp;playerId=271557392&amp;amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;amp;domain=embed&amp;amp;autoStart=false&amp;amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FIN.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-1455286096273948265?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/1455286096273948265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/and-winner-is.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1455286096273948265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1455286096273948265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/and-winner-is.html' title='And The Winner Is...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-7077743808873329780</id><published>2010-02-01T20:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-01T20:40:34.575-08:00</updated><title type='text'>FLUD WATCHES X THE DHARMA INITIATIVE</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Limited Edition Ben Linus&lt;/span&gt; watch from the good folks @ &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fludwatches.com/"&gt;FLUD WATCHES&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. My man &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/fludwatches"&gt;Doug&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is an even bigger LOST fanatic than I am, but I still need one of these to complement my Dharma jumpsuit. I'll be at &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thebellhouseny.com/"&gt;THE BELL HOUSE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; tomorrow for a special screening of the Season Premiere. Come through if you can prepare to shut your mouth while the show's on!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=90743&amp;amp;VendorCode=FLU"&gt;CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT TIME IT IS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=90743&amp;amp;VendorCode=FLU"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/S2eqFyXdNfI/AAAAAAAAAE8/c18Ns16FVic/s400/bbn017zoom5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433498491842016754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WHATEVER HAPPENED HAPPENED.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-7077743808873329780?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/7077743808873329780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/flud-watches-x-dharma-initiative.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7077743808873329780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7077743808873329780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/02/flud-watches-x-dharma-initiative.html' title='FLUD WATCHES X THE DHARMA INITIATIVE'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/S2eqFyXdNfI/AAAAAAAAAE8/c18Ns16FVic/s72-c/bbn017zoom5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-5141681014092190517</id><published>2010-01-31T13:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T13:16:41.777-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SPORTS + DRUGS</title><content type='html'>These two things usually don't mix. Usually.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"OOH, I JUST MADE A TOUCHDOWN!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-5141681014092190517?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/5141681014092190517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/sports-drugs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5141681014092190517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5141681014092190517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/sports-drugs.html' title='SPORTS + DRUGS'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-5213974579886376380</id><published>2010-01-29T12:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T12:46:54.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>FOUND.</title><content type='html'>There's so much that I can say about Lost. But I won't say anything until it's finished. February 2nd can't come fast enough. In the meantime, check this 24-style real-time Lost clip that someone put together. It chronicles all of the events taking place during the crash of Oceanic 815. Whoa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MKcKtjrL5bc&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MKcKtjrL5bc&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;WHAT LIES IN THE SHADOW OF THE STATUE?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-5213974579886376380?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/5213974579886376380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/theres-so-much-that-i-can-say-about.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5213974579886376380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5213974579886376380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/theres-so-much-that-i-can-say-about.html' title='FOUND.'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-5838407352896881162</id><published>2010-01-02T09:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-02T09:54:07.211-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><title type='text'>THE BEST MEDICINE</title><content type='html'>DISCLAIMER: I actually like some of what Young Money is doing these days, but this video is HYSTERICAL! That said, the 1:40 mark in this video is comic genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kwnPrVQURg8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kwnPrVQURg8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GUDDA GUDDA.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-5838407352896881162?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/5838407352896881162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/best-medicine.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5838407352896881162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5838407352896881162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/best-medicine.html' title='THE BEST MEDICINE'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-6387711058600585737</id><published>2010-01-02T09:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-02T09:29:53.235-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kilt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip-hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skirt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cudi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rap'/><title type='text'>Call Me Old School...</title><content type='html'>...but as far as I'm concerned, rappers shouldn't wear skirts. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sz-BoRK4TtI/AAAAAAAAADE/9Y0B2seJyuU/s1600-h/kidcudiskirt-small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sz-BoRK4TtI/AAAAAAAAADE/9Y0B2seJyuU/s400/kidcudiskirt-small.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422195005181152978" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INDIVIDUALITY &amp; INTEGRITY ARE NOT EXCLUSIVE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-6387711058600585737?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/6387711058600585737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/call-me-old-school.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6387711058600585737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6387711058600585737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/call-me-old-school.html' title='Call Me Old School...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sz-BoRK4TtI/AAAAAAAAADE/9Y0B2seJyuU/s72-c/kidcudiskirt-small.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-8765951455218600811</id><published>2010-01-01T20:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T21:01:48.283-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I can't wait...</title><content type='html'>6 years ago, I saw SADE twice during her Lover's Rock tour (once in Jersey, and again in a pre-Katrina New Orleans). These were two of the most amazing live music experiences I've had to this day. Can't believe the new album is about to drop in a month!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/apdoKDoEzH8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/apdoKDoEzH8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOUR LOVE IS KING.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-8765951455218600811?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/8765951455218600811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-cant-wait.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8765951455218600811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8765951455218600811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-cant-wait.html' title='I can&apos;t wait...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-1434092254423406171</id><published>2009-12-27T23:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-27T23:09:29.885-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not So Lucky, I Guess...</title><content type='html'>Give me a late pass if necessary, but this is really funny and truly touching. It's important for kids to understand the concept of returning to the essence, and this little girl really has a fantastic attitude when it's time to flush her pet fish, Lucky.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1905356&amp;fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360" &gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"/&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1905356&amp;fullscreen=1"/&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1905356&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"  width="480" height="360"  allowScriptAccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures"&gt;funny pictures&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/"&gt;CollegeHumor&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-1434092254423406171?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/1434092254423406171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/not-so-lucky-i-guess.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1434092254423406171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1434092254423406171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/not-so-lucky-i-guess.html' title='Not So Lucky, I Guess...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-4527354381836699804</id><published>2009-12-24T08:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T09:40:43.386-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peanuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmastime is here'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slay bells'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dujeous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no clearance'/><title type='text'>It's a tradition</title><content type='html'>For Dujeous' take on the X-Mas season, listen up below...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;DUJEOUS - SLAY BELLS (taken from &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;NO CLEARANCE&lt;/span&gt;) &lt;a href="http://sharebee.com/26467b22"&gt;DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE LP FOR FREE HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/58EQ5ZCEMMs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/58EQ5ZCEMMs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;CHRISTMAS COMING...OH YEAH.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-4527354381836699804?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/4527354381836699804/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/for-dujeous-take-on-x-mas-season-listen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4527354381836699804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4527354381836699804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/for-dujeous-take-on-x-mas-season-listen.html' title='It&apos;s a tradition'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-4481336146865444178</id><published>2009-12-22T20:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-22T20:44:44.704-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sydney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='australia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a woman&apos;s understanding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mojo the cinematic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='delta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='white lady funerals'/><title type='text'>SPOTTED...</title><content type='html'>...in Sydney earlier this year on tour with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/deltarock"&gt;Delta&lt;/a&gt;. My wife and I were walking when this stopped me dead in my tracks. No lie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzGfWCRjt7I/AAAAAAAAACI/l4UdnrOJDGA/s1600-h/White+Lady+Funerals.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzGfWCRjt7I/AAAAAAAAACI/l4UdnrOJDGA/s400/White+Lady+Funerals.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418287027619870642" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;NO COMPRENDE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-4481336146865444178?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/4481336146865444178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/spotted.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4481336146865444178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4481336146865444178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/spotted.html' title='SPOTTED...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzGfWCRjt7I/AAAAAAAAACI/l4UdnrOJDGA/s72-c/White+Lady+Funerals.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-945189440792737151</id><published>2009-12-22T09:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-22T10:04:02.681-08:00</updated><title type='text'>FUN WITH DAFT PUNK</title><content type='html'>Let's see how much time you can waste with this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dothedaft.com/idaft/"&gt;CLICK HERE FOR THE DAFT PUNK CONSOLE. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzEI9wgPIwI/AAAAAAAAACA/EzALaVSUqiE/s1600-h/daft+punk7.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzEI9wgPIwI/AAAAAAAAACA/EzALaVSUqiE/s400/daft+punk7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418121683788571394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OUR. WORK IS. NEVER. OVER.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-945189440792737151?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/945189440792737151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-with-daft-punk.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/945189440792737151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/945189440792737151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-with-daft-punk.html' title='FUN WITH DAFT PUNK'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SzEI9wgPIwI/AAAAAAAAACA/EzALaVSUqiE/s72-c/daft+punk7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-8249938323890280885</id><published>2009-12-22T09:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-22T09:36:08.335-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nyc'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frozen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grand central'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='improv everywhere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hidden camera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='setup'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='still'/><title type='text'>STILLMATIC.</title><content type='html'>This group &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://improveverywhere.com"&gt;Improv Everywhere&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, is known for going out and causing crazy scenes in NYC. This, in my opinion, is one of their greatest accomplishments. They got over 200 people to "spontaneously" freeze on cue in the middle of rush hour at Grand Central Station. Personally, if I'd wandered into this scene at the time, I probably would've been pretty bugged out. Check it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwMj3PJDxuo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwMj3PJDxuo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;FREEZE. SOMEBODY BRING ME BACK SOME MONEY PLEASE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-8249938323890280885?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/8249938323890280885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/stillmatic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8249938323890280885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/8249938323890280885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/stillmatic.html' title='STILLMATIC.'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-6363070063381790293</id><published>2009-12-20T18:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T07:01:45.289-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='choir'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chorus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joga'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='singing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bjork'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='p.s. 22'/><title type='text'>I miss chorus.</title><content type='html'>Rheturik, Mas D, and I were always in our elementary school's chorus growing up. As a matter of fact, we still give tons of credit to our former choral director Barbara Ames for inspiring us to pursue music (not to mention teaching us how to harmonize). The P.S. 22 chorus here in NY always has an interesting song choice up there sleeves. This one is a song from one of my favorites, &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;BJORK&lt;/span&gt;. Their rendition of &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"Joga"&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is amazing. Check the emotion on some of them! These kids have been collaborating with &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Common&lt;/span&gt; lately for his live shows, so you know they're doing their thing. Find out more about the P.S. 22 Chorus &lt;a href="http://ps22chorus.blogspot.com"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;. I miss chorus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKPC-T3jjRg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKPC-T3jjRg&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;I REALLY DO.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-6363070063381790293?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/6363070063381790293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-miss-chorus.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6363070063381790293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6363070063381790293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-miss-chorus.html' title='I miss chorus.'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-2898969124791608864</id><published>2009-12-20T17:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T15:47:39.439-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='delicious'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chicken and waffles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rx freestyle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mayer hawthorne'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mojo the cinematic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dujeous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fried chicken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roscoe&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carol c.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='los angeles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pacific standard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='waffles'/><title type='text'>My Favorite Things</title><content type='html'>One of my favorite meals on Earth is known simply as the &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;"Carol C."&lt;/span&gt; For those who haven't been initiated, the Carol C. is a combination platter from &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/"&gt;Roscoe's Chicken &amp; Waffles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; in Los Angeles, CA. It consists of 1 waffle and 1 fried chicken breast, and it is unbelievable. Pair it with a Sweet Tea and prepare to head into Southern-fried orbit. The waffles at Roscoe's are made from their &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;"own private mix"&lt;/span&gt;. I have tried, on several occasions, to leave the restaurant with a bag of said mix. However, both times that I made this request I was laughed at, so I guess I won't be asking again. The mix creates the lightest, crispiest, most buttery waffles I've ever tasted. Paired with a crunchy and juicy fried chicken breast, the combo is extremely unique (not to mention BANGIN'). I can't set foot in L.A. without making sure that I hit Roscoe's at least once. I know that Los Angeles is the land of the fit, but believe me when I say that you're cheating yourself if you haven't given Roscoe's a shot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sy7Sa__zCaI/AAAAAAAAABw/ruNDZhwOt7o/s1600-h/carolcphoto.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sy7Sa__zCaI/AAAAAAAAABw/ruNDZhwOt7o/s400/carolcphoto.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417498763070736802" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I even had to give the combo a shout out on the &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;RX Freestyle&lt;/span&gt; (featured on &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;DUJEOUS' &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;PACIFIC STANDARD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; mixtape available for free &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LIV8AWU2"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen Below: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8113071&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8113071&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/8113071"&gt;MOJO THE CINEMATIC - RX FREESTYLE&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/dujeous"&gt;Dujeous LLC&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;THAT'S RIGHT...THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-2898969124791608864?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/2898969124791608864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-favorite-things.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2898969124791608864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2898969124791608864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-favorite-things.html' title='My Favorite Things'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Sy7Sa__zCaI/AAAAAAAAABw/ruNDZhwOt7o/s72-c/carolcphoto.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-1252825677502923952</id><published>2009-12-20T12:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T17:48:53.789-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pork on my fork'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snowball fight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='washington d.c.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brutality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='POLICE BRUTALITY'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='police'/><title type='text'>Pork on My Fork V.1: Guns Vs. Snowballs</title><content type='html'>This is the first in a series in which overzealous cops (aka Pork) get caught doing stupid things on video. While there are plenty of officers that do a good job both protecting &amp; serving, there are also plenty that just don't know when to stop. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This genius pulled a gun on a crowd of D.C. citizens engaged in the most innocent of winter pastimes: the snowball fight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uAgQKJuriIo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uAgQKJuriIo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Washington D.C. Office of Police Complaints' toll-free hotline, (866) 588-0569, allows citizens to report complaints 24 hours a day, seven days a week. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Merry Christmas, Detective Baylor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-1252825677502923952?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/1252825677502923952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/pork-on-my-fork-v1-guns-vs-snowballs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1252825677502923952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/1252825677502923952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/pork-on-my-fork-v1-guns-vs-snowballs.html' title='Pork on My Fork V.1: Guns Vs. Snowballs'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-6358588244456777770</id><published>2009-12-16T23:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T20:27:48.487-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cookies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='s.o.u.l Purpose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humboldt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homemade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humboldt county'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mazzi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dujeous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barry&apos;s theatre cookies'/><title type='text'>Ain't Nothin Sweet.</title><content type='html'>Recently I was out in Cali on tour with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/dujeous"&gt;Dujeous&lt;/a&gt; &amp; my man Mazzi from S.O.U.L Purpose. Whenever we're on the road, it seems that we always get these urges to try strange and unusual foods that we might not be able to get at home. What can I say? The Duj is adventurous. &lt;br /&gt;   Well the last time we stopped at a gas station in Humboldt County, we found some really interesting snacks there (and they didn't even have any weed in them...at least I don't think they did.) On the counter was a small display for a company called &lt;a href="http://www.barrystheatrecookies.com"&gt;Barry's Theatre Cookies&lt;/a&gt;. These cookies looked really interesting for a few reasons. First off, the packaging made it apparent that these were homemade sweets. Secondly, there were the flavors. Strange...strange flavors.  The &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Black &amp; Tan, Key Lime Cornmeal, Pecan French Toast, Maple Bacon Snickerdoodle&lt;/span&gt;...hold up. Maple BACON? In a cookie? Unfortunately, X-Clan has kept me away from pork since I was 13 years old. Sam Jackson said it best in Pulp Fiction. The pig is a &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;filthy&lt;/span&gt; animal. Ha! &lt;br /&gt;   I opted for the Key Lime Cornmeal. The crumbly texture, real citrus accents, and abundance of butter was just what the doctor ordered. We were in Humboldt after all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SynnjsIZU6I/AAAAAAAAABo/9kfn9k2sSjk/s1600-h/FlavorTab-keylime.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SynnjsIZU6I/AAAAAAAAABo/9kfn9k2sSjk/s400/FlavorTab-keylime.jpg" border="0"alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416114627217544098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh...did I mention this thing was dipped in white chocolate? Get Barry's Theatre Cookies &lt;a href="http://www.barrystheatrecookies.com"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt; and support the independent food artisans.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-6358588244456777770?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/6358588244456777770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/aint-nothin-sweet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6358588244456777770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6358588244456777770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/aint-nothin-sweet.html' title='Ain&apos;t Nothin Sweet.'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SynnjsIZU6I/AAAAAAAAABo/9kfn9k2sSjk/s72-c/FlavorTab-keylime.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-2445078105148086887</id><published>2009-12-16T22:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T17:51:20.418-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stevie wonder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vocoder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='organ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='real music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sesame street'/><title type='text'>We need to help the babies</title><content type='html'>Here's wishing that appreciation of real music is preserved for the next generation. What's the equivalent of this these days? Is there one?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NN_CIn7Z8rk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NN_CIn7Z8rk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FONKY.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-2445078105148086887?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/2445078105148086887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/we-need-to-help-babies.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2445078105148086887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/2445078105148086887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/we-need-to-help-babies.html' title='We need to help the babies'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-5678191252573284159</id><published>2009-12-15T23:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T17:51:54.748-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='leonardo dicaprio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='online'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mystery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inception'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sci-fi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christopher nolan'/><title type='text'>I'm not big on Leo (II)...</title><content type='html'>...but director Chris Nolan definitely gets me out to the flicks (do I need to pause that again, or is that just too immature?). Following up The Dark Knight with a mysterious project with some form of sci-fi element...and Leonardo DiCaprio. Well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad. I've been on board with this guy's films ever since his little-seen mindbender, &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Following&lt;/span&gt;. His Batman movies are pretty damn dope, but it's the smaller films like &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Memento&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Insomnia&lt;/span&gt; that really get me excited. This one seems to be a character driven piece along those lines with a litttle bit of "Prestige" thrown in for good measure. All I know is that I'll be there with popcorn. 1st look at the poster below. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiOflQKeVI/AAAAAAAAABg/WrOHbQe9aVs/s1600-h/InceptionPoster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiOflQKeVI/AAAAAAAAABg/WrOHbQe9aVs/s400/InceptionPoster.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415735225140017490" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Play the weirdly addictive tie-in game &lt;a href="http://inceptionmovie.warnerbros.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;HERE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-5678191252573284159?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/5678191252573284159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-not-big-on-leo-ii.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5678191252573284159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/5678191252573284159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-not-big-on-leo-ii.html' title='I&apos;m not big on Leo (II)...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiOflQKeVI/AAAAAAAAABg/WrOHbQe9aVs/s72-c/InceptionPoster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-4555075633738743417</id><published>2009-12-15T22:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T17:52:53.337-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='custom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new era'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='han solo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='return of the jedi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip-hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='limited edition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='empire strikes back'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boba fett'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fitted'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fitteds'/><title type='text'>NEW ERA X STAR WARS</title><content type='html'>I already got amped after I caught a sneak preview of the new Adidas Star Wars Collection for 2010. Now I'm extra jazzed by the line of character caps that New Era have available on sale now (in Japan only...damn!) Here's a taste:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiAK4V-bNI/AAAAAAAAAA4/vNIcckCllg0/s1600-h/groupcaps.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 370px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiAK4V-bNI/AAAAAAAAAA4/vNIcckCllg0/s400/groupcaps.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415719476324625618" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click &lt;a href="http://store.neweracap.jp/pc/c/c3710/"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt; to see the entire line and to get better views. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My favorites are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                              THE BOBA FETT &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiCZQG0OWI/AAAAAAAAABQ/ZfcQU6Hxsxs/s1600-h/boba.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 232px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiCZQG0OWI/AAAAAAAAABQ/ZfcQU6Hxsxs/s400/boba.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415721922244917602" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiChl-6GLI/AAAAAAAAABY/NMv-nj3vjHo/s1600-h/boba+bill.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 232px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiChl-6GLI/AAAAAAAAABY/NMv-nj3vjHo/s400/boba+bill.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415722065556281522" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                           &amp; THE HAN IN CARBONITE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiBFqJe2-I/AAAAAAAAABA/UD-4STD4EXA/s1600-h/HAN+FRONT.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 232px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiBFqJe2-I/AAAAAAAAABA/UD-4STD4EXA/s400/HAN+FRONT.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415720486126410722" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiBlU-DLOI/AAAAAAAAABI/e3Rr1jBQBPA/s1600-h/HAN+BILL.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 232px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiBlU-DLOI/AAAAAAAAABI/e3Rr1jBQBPA/s400/HAN+BILL.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415721030197128418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;FUEGO.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-4555075633738743417?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/4555075633738743417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-era-x-star-wars.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4555075633738743417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/4555075633738743417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-era-x-star-wars.html' title='NEW ERA X STAR WARS'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/SyiAK4V-bNI/AAAAAAAAAA4/vNIcckCllg0/s72-c/groupcaps.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-7477243252388198867</id><published>2009-12-15T13:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T17:53:31.023-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='visual'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='liu bolin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='camoflauge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sculpture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='china'/><title type='text'>Now you see him...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RS0KxwyQb4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RS0KxwyQb4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-7477243252388198867?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/7477243252388198867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/now-you-see-him.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7477243252388198867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/7477243252388198867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/now-you-see-him.html' title='Now you see him...'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6388710317060726270.post-6223280540555075277</id><published>2009-12-15T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T20:28:11.898-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='steak'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rossini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hamburger rossini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='delicious'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='les halles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foie gras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='burger'/><title type='text'>The Rossini Is Real</title><content type='html'>A few nights ago, I rolled out to &lt;a href="http://www.leshalles.net"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Les Halles&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; for an impromptu dinner for Apex's B-day. I'd been there before, and I've always gotten a steak option. This time, being in the mood, I opted for their &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Hamburger Rossini&lt;/span&gt;. On the menu it's described as a "ground-to-order burger topped with a slice of foie gras," and when it arrived I wasn't disappointed in the least.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Syf_h0E4ilI/AAAAAAAAAAo/HBONfjS_nm8/s1600-h/3601609147_51e4ef56d0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Syf_h0E4ilI/AAAAAAAAAAo/HBONfjS_nm8/s400/3601609147_51e4ef56d0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415578033316203090" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A supremely juicy burger, cooked to perfection, sat on a fresh brioche bun. Sitting on top of the burger (where the cheese usually would be) was a chocolate brown slice of melted goodness (read: foie gras). Now I know a lot of folks aren't into foie gras but, frankly, those folks aren't my friends. The subtleties of the rich foie mixed with the lean medium rare burger were unbelievable. But that was just the beginning. This burger came with a dip, much thicker than jus-consistency, and flavored with a deep red wine and black truffles. No ketchup required. Those that know my style understand that that is huge. I'm a traditionalist. Burgers get ketchup, as do fries (unless there's a nice dijon nearby). Needless to say, with the flavors happening on my plate, the Heinz went unopened.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6388710317060726270-6223280540555075277?l=lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/feeds/6223280540555075277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/rossini-is-real.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6223280540555075277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6388710317060726270/posts/default/6223280540555075277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lobsterandscallions.blogspot.com/2009/12/rossini-is-real.html' title='The Rossini Is Real'/><author><name>Lobster &amp;amp; Scallions</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06921596089806702825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uXipIOWYbSA/Syf_h0E4ilI/AAAAAAAAAAo/HBONfjS_nm8/s72-c/3601609147_51e4ef56d0.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
